| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #330 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #558 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #79 | tiny Mountie hat | 7 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #178 | tiny maracas | 5 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |