| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #330 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #557 | blood flower | 11 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #559 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #79 | tiny Mountie hat | 7 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #178 | tiny maracas | 5 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |