| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #798 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |