| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #800 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |