Mr Wizard

RankItemQuantity
#425"DRINK ME" potion13
#4201337 7r0uZ0RZ15
#14573-ball1
#32930669 scroll27
#47133398 scroll29
#281334 scroll22
#14365-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#11167-ball2
#14248-ball6
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#811Angry Farmer candy60
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#971St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket4
#69Travoltan trousers1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#309a little sump'm sump'm9
#895abominable snowcone6
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#664acoustic guitarrr3
#714adder bladder2
#617all-purpose cleaner2
#499amulet of extreme plot significance22
#600ancient Magi-Wipes2
#671ancient protein powder1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#520anticheese7
#731antique hand mirror1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#343arrrgyle socks7
#435asbestos crossbow1
#698asbestos ore6
#262asbestos staff2
#478asbestos sword1
#885asparagus knife2
#451aspirin2
#197astral mushroom75
#2064astronaut pants1
#763awful poetry journal62
#1545baby killer bee2
#2450baconstone1
#217baconstone pendant2
#261baconstone ring1
#6538badass belt2
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#294balaclava2
#496balaclava baklava3
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#630ballroom blintz1
#707bar skin8
#961barbed-wire fence1
#1593barrrnacle3
#367barskin hat1
#341baseball13
#459bat guano16
#513bat wing16
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#523batblade3
#589batgut24
#587beach glass bead2
#605beer bomb14
#465beer bong2
#287beer helmet13
#543beer lens2
#788beertini1
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#330bejeweled pledge pin11
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1005big red clown nose1
#475big rock1
#117bigger stick1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#695black helmet1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#610black pension check1
#380black picnic basket2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#800blackberry2
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1035bloody beer1
#816bloody clown pants2
#621bloody mary1
#394blue class ring6
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#42blue pixel6,044
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#645blue snowcone4
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#437blue-frosted astral cupcake2
#665bone rattle1
#188bottle of Definit10
#563bottle of alcohol2
#1082bottle of gin3
#489bottle of sewage schnapps6
#581bottle of vodka18
#569bottle of whiskey43
#910boxed wine7
#569broken skull21
#545can of fake snow1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1633fake hand2
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#634fancy chocolate5
#2153fruitcake4
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#1070gingerbread horror6
#39green pixel3,679
#561green snowcone7
#760herbal stuffing10
#1882joybuzzer1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#621purple snowcone7
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#113red pixel178
#4red pixel potion2,946
#9red traffic cone1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#941spooky stick3
#943stick of "gum"1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1102tofurkey gravy7
#1103tofurkey leg7
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#478tree skirt1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#21white pixel6,278
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1

Wow, that's 19,969 items total!

what items are this player missing?