| #425 | "DRINK ME" potion | 13 |
| #420 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 15 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #329 | 30669 scroll | 27 |
| #471 | 33398 scroll | 29 |
| #281 | 334 scroll | 22 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #811 | Angry Farmer candy | 60 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #971 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #309 | a little sump'm sump'm | 9 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #499 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 22 |
| #600 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #520 | anticheese | 7 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #343 | arrrgyle socks | 7 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #698 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #262 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #197 | astral mushroom | 75 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #763 | awful poetry journal | 62 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #496 | balaclava baklava | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #707 | bar skin | 8 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #341 | baseball | 13 |
| #459 | bat guano | 16 |
| #513 | bat wing | 16 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #523 | batblade | 3 |
| #589 | batgut | 24 |
| #587 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #605 | beer bomb | 14 |
| #465 | beer bong | 2 |
| #287 | beer helmet | 13 |
| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #821 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #330 | bejeweled pledge pin | 11 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #380 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #42 | blue pixel | 6,044 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #188 | bottle of Definit | 10 |
| #563 | bottle of alcohol | 2 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #489 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 6 |
| #581 | bottle of vodka | 18 |
| #569 | bottle of whiskey | 43 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| #569 | broken skull | 21 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #634 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #39 | green pixel | 3,679 |
| #561 | green snowcone | 7 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #621 | purple snowcone | 7 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #113 | red pixel | 178 |
| #4 | red pixel potion | 2,946 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #21 | white pixel | 6,278 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |