| #146 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #414 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #905 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #2452 | baconstone | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #307 | capacitor relay | 38 |
| #360 | carbon nanotube frame | 33 |
| #57 | crate of firebombs | 21 |
| #160 | crystalline cheer | 758 |
| #207 | donated booze | 47 |
| #266 | donated candy | 28 |
| #282 | donated food | 26 |
| #1999 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #117 | returned Thinknerd package | 8 |
| #101 | runny icing | 47 |
| #67 | sleeping snowy owl | 89 |
| #1833 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #599 | sucker scaffold | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #102 | tonic djinn | 7 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #1582 | towel | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | warehouse key | 14 |
| #182 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #161 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #176 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #175 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #112 | waterlogged wood | 2 |