| #145 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #410 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #454 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #903 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #307 | capacitor relay | 38 |
| #360 | carbon nanotube frame | 33 |
| #57 | crate of firebombs | 21 |
| #160 | crystalline cheer | 758 |
| #206 | donated booze | 47 |
| #263 | donated candy | 28 |
| #279 | donated food | 26 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #116 | returned Thinknerd package | 8 |
| #101 | runny icing | 47 |
| #67 | sleeping snowy owl | 89 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #599 | sucker scaffold | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #101 | tonic djinn | 7 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #1581 | towel | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | warehouse key | 14 |
| #180 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #110 | waterlogged wood | 2 |