| #143 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #409 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1415 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #450 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #900 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #680 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #307 | capacitor relay | 38 |
| #360 | carbon nanotube frame | 33 |
| #57 | crate of firebombs | 21 |
| #159 | crystalline cheer | 758 |
| #206 | donated booze | 47 |
| #262 | donated candy | 28 |
| #277 | donated food | 26 |
| #1999 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #116 | returned Thinknerd package | 8 |
| #101 | runny icing | 47 |
| #67 | sleeping snowy owl | 89 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #599 | sucker scaffold | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #100 | tonic djinn | 7 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #62 | warehouse key | 14 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #111 | waterlogged wood | 2 |