| #177 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 12 |
| #15 | CRIMBCO wine | 222 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #25 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 369 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #9 | clown shoes | 1,771 |
| #107 | defective skull | 202 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #903 | heavy D | 9 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #57 | magenta seashell | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #892 | procrastination potion | 9 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |