| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #114 | Cloaca grenade | 135 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #624 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 17 |
| #246 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 93 |
| #304 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 179 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #623 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 13 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #89 | aspirin | 8 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1337 | brick | 16 |
| #589 | brine | 32 |
| #317 | broken cellular phone | 10 |
| #51 | can of fake snow | 5 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1346 | candy cane | 24 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #309 | daisy | 10 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #237 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #131 | fancy chocolate | 18 |
| #323 | felt | 25 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #509 | ghost cucumber | 88 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #344 | googly eye | 40 |
| #640 | green snowcone | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #267 | iron pasta spoon | 26 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #543 | kneecapping stick | 22 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #205 | mafia aria | 125 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #78 | miniature espresso maker | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #183 | oyster basket | 31 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #484 | pixellated candy heart | 28 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #716 | string of blue beads | 17 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #447 | stuffing | 20 |
| #282 | support cummerbund | 27 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #382 | toy wheel | 24 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #142 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #665 | vinegar | 56 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #131 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #863 | yo-yo | 25 |
| #340 | zombie pineal gland | 13 |