| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #133 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 30 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #36 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 248 |
| #9 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1,583 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #6 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1,227 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #19 | Valentine | 6,295 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #53 | arrow'd heart balloon | 10 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #761 | box of sunshine | 387 |
| #35 | daisy | 1,015 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #310 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #380 | green balloon | 7 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #14 | limburger biker boots | 37 |
| #107 | long-stemmed rose | 17 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #275 | orange snowcone | 76 |
| #5 | patchouli incense stick | 18,553 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #733 | pixellated candy heart | 14 |
| #25 | plastic passion fruit | 173 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #133 | pretty bouquet | 18 |
| #808 | pretty flower | 49 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #70 | reodorant | 191 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #6 | stinky mushroom | 516 |
| #8 | stinky mushroom wine | 80 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #58 | thought balloon | 3 |
| #122 | three-tiered wedding cake | 7 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #144 | twinkly nuggets | 218 |
| #413 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #334 | twinkly wad | 521 |
| #14 | vial of patchouli oil | 218 |
| #262 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #423 | white balloon | 7 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |