| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1460 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #879 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3158 | toast | 1 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |