Random Idiot

RankItemQuantity
#222Bash-Ōs cereal2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#462Knob Goblin lunchbox2
#1001Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#175Prelude of Precision1
#494Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#613Travels with Jerry2
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#786blob-shaped Crimbo cookie8
#2007candy cane12
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#715candy stake9
#478chocolate-covered scarab beetle2
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#198corpse on the beach26
#1811corpsetini1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#737elven cellocello25
#1395gingerbread bugbear12
#1745gingerbread horror4
#1884gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#719irradiated candy cane6
#531jawbruiser5
#440laser-broiled pear20
#1422licorice garrote2
#346nanite-infested candy cane44
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#153nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear25
#35organ grinder1
#403penguin focaccia bread32
#283powdered donut2
#308sandwich of the gods14
#206soy cordial3
#597stuffed Baron von Ratsworth74
#406stuffed Cheshire bitten94
#492stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech84
#634stuffed Meat75
#521stuffed alien blob12
#424stuffed angry cow95
#468stuffed astral badger91
#574stuffed baby gravy fairy80
#161stuffed carpenter1
#576stuffed cocoabo75
#906stuffed doppelshifter11
#513stuffed flaming gravy fairy84
#519stuffed frozen gravy fairy87
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#499stuffed hand turkey86
#412stuffed key138
#598stuffed mind flayer77
#590stuffed mink80
#586stuffed monocle83
#478stuffed scary death orb89
#463stuffed sleazy gravy fairy92
#388stuffed snowy owl99
#554stuffed spooky gravy fairy81
#492stuffed stinky gravy fairy86
#752stuffed teddy butler62
#611stuffed tin of caviar78
#341stuffed treasure chest165
#443stuffed undead elbow macaroni93
#172toast9,173
#599tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3

Wow, that's 11,636 items total!

what items are this player missing?