Lord Kushiel

RankItemQuantity
#36Cloaca grenade392
#30Cloaca-Cola1,486
#23Cloaca-Cola c-rations118
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#75Cloaca-Cola knapsack50
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#37Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife17
#24Dyspepsi grenade434
#14Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations134
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#70Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack50
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#23Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen19
#4Tome of Snowcone Summoning7
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#781brine20
#51can of fake snow5
#723candy cane50
#40clockwork maid7
#34colored-light "necklace"7
#864cool whip1
#134doll house44
#62duck-on-a-string29
#969fancy chocolate3
#771fruitcake28
#203gnauga hide whip1
#282googly eye52
#161hippo whip1
#8iceberglet3
#154kite52
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#343length of string35
#36marionette23
#9miniscule temporal rip2
#1890oyster basket1
#192penguin whip1
#413pet rock19
#7phonics down20,000
#26picture of a dead guy's girlfriend28
#537piercing post1
#23rag doll57
#10rose-colored glasses1
#9scroll of drastic healing17,000
#412shock collar1
#112sleeping snowy owl41
#548small leather glove1
#49sock monkey49
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#555stuffed doppelshifter23
#13sweet nutcracker2
#88teddy bear69
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#175top23
#35toy soldier28
#207toy train10
#76tree skirt4
#26velvet choker5
#220whip kit1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#118yak whip1

Wow, that's 40,460 items total!

what items are this player missing?