| #36 | Cloaca grenade | 392 |
| #30 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,486 |
| #23 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 118 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #75 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 50 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #37 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 17 |
| #24 | Dyspepsi grenade | 434 |
| #14 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 134 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #70 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 50 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #23 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 19 |
| #4 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #51 | can of fake snow | 5 |
| #723 | candy cane | 50 |
| #40 | clockwork maid | 7 |
| #34 | colored-light "necklace" | 7 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #134 | doll house | 44 |
| #62 | duck-on-a-string | 29 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #771 | fruitcake | 28 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #282 | googly eye | 52 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #8 | iceberglet | 3 |
| #154 | kite | 52 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #343 | length of string | 35 |
| #36 | marionette | 23 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #413 | pet rock | 19 |
| #7 | phonics down | 20,000 |
| #26 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 28 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #23 | rag doll | 57 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #9 | scroll of drastic healing | 17,000 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #112 | sleeping snowy owl | 41 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #49 | sock monkey | 49 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #13 | sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #88 | teddy bear | 69 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #175 | top | 23 |
| #35 | toy soldier | 28 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #26 | velvet choker | 5 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |