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| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #755 | dill | 45 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
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| #417 | ghost cucumber | 105 |
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| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
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| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
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| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
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| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | red striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
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| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #127 | wang | 38 |
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| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
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