| #326 | CSA fire-starting kit | 11 |
| #19 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #557 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #7 | Elf Guard MPC | 13,332 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #113 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 198 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #12 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #640 | dry noodles | 45 |
| #582 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #133 | killing jar | 3 |
| #246 | loadstone | 2 |
| #199 | old sweatpants | 361 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #638 | radium-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #595 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 38 |