| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #133 | Cloaca grenade | 125 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #59 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #53 | arrow'd heart balloon | 10 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #370 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #528 | bottle of gin | 26 |
| #359 | bottle of goofballs | 69 |
| #193 | bottle of rum | 424 |
| #422 | bottle of tequila | 51 |
| #437 | bottle of vodka | 36 |
| #626 | bottle of whiskey | 35 |
| #1366 | box of sunshine | 137 |
| #15 | brine | 516 |
| #36 | bubbly potion | 487 |
| #635 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #33 | dill | 640 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #78 | fake plastic grass | 22 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #53 | ghost cucumber | 604 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #475 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #377 | magical mystery juice | 17 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #133 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #420 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #24 | potted cactus | 17,000 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #13 | ravioli hat | 17,000 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #15 | seal-clubbing club | 28,540 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #395 | toast | 2,710 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #47 | vinegar | 619 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |