Keripo

RankItemQuantity
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#133Cloaca grenade125
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#59Mr. Accessory3
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2604anniversary gift box1
#53arrow'd heart balloon10
#1715baconstone3
#4725badass belt6
#41black lotus4
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#370black polka-dot oyster egg14
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#269black velvet box1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#528bottle of gin26
#359bottle of goofballs69
#193bottle of rum424
#422bottle of tequila51
#437bottle of vodka36
#626bottle of whiskey35
#1366box of sunshine137
#15brine516
#36bubbly potion487
#635can of Red Minotaur4
#4136candy cane2
#997cheap toaster2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#33dill640
#2701easter egg balloon6
#870empty blowgun1
#78fake plastic grass22
#3221fuzzy dice2
#53ghost cucumber604
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#1684green beer2
#2676grue egg7
#1648hamethyst3
#154icy mushroom wine2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#475lavender polka-dot oyster egg6
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#377magical mystery juice17
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#133off-white paisley oyster egg15
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1212pail4
#396picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#1531porquoise3
#420portable corkscrew17
#24potted cactus17,000
#1433pretty flower6
#528puce paisley oyster egg5
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#592puce striped oyster egg4
#13ravioli hat17,000
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#9red traffic cone1
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#15seal-clubbing club28,540
#146severed rocking horse head3
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#1113tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#488tiny plastic Crimbo wreath7
#591tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#395toast2,710
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#47vinegar619
#382yellow paisley oyster egg7
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6
#512yellow polka-dot oyster egg4
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 69,334 items total!

what items are this player missing?