| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #825 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #476 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 16,777,215 |
| #164 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 10 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #148 | box of sunshine | 2,724 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | continuum transfunctioner | 1,337 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8 | green beer | 1,337 |
| #733 | grue egg | 36 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #183 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |