| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #706 | Cloaca-Cola | 35 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1339 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #209 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1028 | stolen accordion | 13 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #909 | yo-yo | 23 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |