| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1463 | box of sunshine | 121 |
| #64 | brick | 500 |
| 🥈 | etched hourglass | 9 |
| #11 | plexiglass pants | 15 |
| #11 | plexiglass pendant | 12 |
| #29 | plexiglass pikestaff | 9 |
| #24 | plexiglass pinky ring | 7 |
| #17 | plexiglass pith helmet | 10 |
| #29 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |