| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #306 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 20 |
| #299 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 8 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #46 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #388 | s'more | 5 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |