| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #615 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #26 | Travoltan trousers | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #66 | Valentine | 1,077 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #333 | bunch of bananas | 12 |
| #116 | can of Binarrrca | 98 |
| #41 | can of fake snow | 6 |
| #112 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 44 |
| #55 | colored-light "necklace" | 5 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1000 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #611 | hobo nickel | 296 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #786 | robotronic egg | 37 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #794 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #686 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |