| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine | 111 |
| #66 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 333 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #10 | baconstone bracelet | 56 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #160 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 33 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #100 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 11 |
| #6 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 197 |
| #10 | eXtreme meat staff | 98 |
| #5 | eXtreme meat sword | 276 |
| #21 | eXtreme mittens | 444 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #22 | eXtreme scarf | 444 |
| #830 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #13 | hamethyst bracelet | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #131 | piercing post | 33 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #10 | sk8board | 1,332 |
| #19 | snowboarder pants | 444 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7 | stone of eXtreme power | 3,968 |
| #386 | valuable trinket | 222 |