| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #284 | around the world | 6 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #400 | baseball | 10 |
| #37 | bat wing | 600 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1660 | brick | 9 |
| #53 | brick of sand | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #169 | bungle in the jungle | 8 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #282 | cranberries | 100 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #337 | dry noodles | 310 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #479 | green balloon | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #37 | papaya | 2,400 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #556 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #614 | pretty flower | 105 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #193 | scroll of drastic healing | 500 |
| #165 | scrumptious reagent | 900 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #59 | ten-leaf clover | 970 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |