| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #266 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 7 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 29 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #105 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #36 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #724 | beer lens | 1 |
| #50 | beer-soaked mop | 37 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #79 | black mana | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #91 | blue mana | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #159 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #19 | glass pie plate | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #80 | green mana | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #342 | hot plate | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| 🥉 | janitor sponge | 119 |
| 🥉 | janitor's mop | 1,183 |
| #145 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 20 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #16 | mushroom slab | 1 |
| #11 | ninja mop | 640 |
| #108 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #17 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #91 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
| #420 | sand dollar | 2 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #18 | shadow candy | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #93 | short-handled mop | 9 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #54 | snow crab | 3 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #201 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #181 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #213 | stolen sushi | 2 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #181 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #5 | toxic mop | 7 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #80 | white mana | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |