| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #83 | Goodfella contract | 675 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #51 | awful poetry journal | 7,129 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1634 | club necklace | 4 |
| #2468 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #165 | disintegrating quill pen | 63 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #53 | fine wine | 599 |
| #51 | forest tears | 19 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #134 | inkwell | 65 |
| #242 | ketchup hound | 24 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #1764 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1546 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1380 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #100 | squashed frog | 249 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4534 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2774 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2618 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #4159 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #2714 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2678 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #4273 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2666 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #551 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #3049 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #334 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 47 |