| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 8 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 100 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 32 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 3 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #23 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 24 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #35 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 29 |
| #297 | Gaia beads | 8 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #203 | actual reality goggles | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #28 | cannonbomb | 23 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #46 | hot wine | 6 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint bomb | 3 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #37 | red and white claret | 11 |
| #13 | red white and blue claret | 4 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #85 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic caboose | 3 |
| #13 | tiny plastic coal car | 3 |
| #10 | tiny plastic dining car | 3 |
| #12 | tiny plastic locomotive | 3 |
| #11 | tiny plastic passenger car | 3 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #46 | trick coin | 3 |
| #28 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 25 |
| #17 | whalecake | 8 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #51 | whalesteak | 13 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |