| 🥉 | 7-ball | 10,361 |
| #141 | Feynman gate | 90 |
| #602 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 4 |
| #603 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #23 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 3 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #391 | bloody beer | 25 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #2462 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #153 | capacitor relay | 88 |
| #160 | carbon nanotube frame | 88 |
| #82 | cog | 452 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #131 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #66 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 6 |
| #153 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #144 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #116 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #182 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #109 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #181 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #142 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #83 | dusty left clavicle | 5 |
| #79 | dusty left eighth rib | 5 |
| #144 | dusty left eleventh rib | 3 |
| #150 | dusty left femur | 3 |
| #74 | dusty left fibula | 6 |
| #189 | dusty left fifth rib | 2 |
| #130 | dusty left first front claw | 3 |
| #110 | dusty left first rear claw | 4 |
| #135 | dusty left first rib | 3 |
| #191 | dusty left fourth front claw | 2 |
| #138 | dusty left fourth rib | 3 |
| #74 | dusty left humerus | 6 |
| #84 | dusty left kneecap | 5 |
| #65 | dusty left ninth rib | 6 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #191 | dusty left scapula | 2 |
| #139 | dusty left second front claw | 3 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #109 | dusty left seventh rib | 4 |
| #104 | dusty left sixth rib | 4 |
| #184 | dusty left tenth rib | 2 |
| #58 | dusty left third front claw | 6 |
| #82 | dusty left third rear claw | 5 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #192 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #208 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #131 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #57 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 6 |
| #83 | dusty right clavicle | 5 |
| #196 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
| #53 | dusty right eleventh rib | 7 |
| #62 | dusty right femur | 6 |
| #82 | dusty right fibula | 5 |
| #145 | dusty right fifth rib | 3 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #140 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #184 | dusty right first rib | 2 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #201 | dusty right fourth rib | 2 |
| #88 | dusty right humerus | 5 |
| #70 | dusty right kneecap | 6 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #191 | dusty right radius | 2 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #66 | dusty right second front claw | 6 |
| #140 | dusty right second rear claw | 3 |
| #104 | dusty right second rib | 4 |
| #187 | dusty right seventh rib | 2 |
| #137 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #64 | dusty right third front claw | 6 |
| #64 | dusty right third rear claw | 6 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #195 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #54 | dusty right twelfth rib | 7 |
| #136 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #141 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #132 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #194 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #149 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #195 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #187 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #82 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #197 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #76 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 5 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #128 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #140 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #118 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #930 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #408 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 9 |
| #156 | ion grid | 98 |
| #117 | logic synthesizer | 117 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #461 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 8 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #11 | spring | 10,762 |
| #57 | sprocket | 654 |
| #387 | sub-molecular interocitor | 9 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #164 | tires | 57 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |