| #71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
| #444 | Cloaca-Cola | 80 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #477 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 132 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #473 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #264 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #452 | googly eye | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #201 | iron pasta spoon | 40 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #174 | length of string | 67 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #411 | support cummerbund | 16 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #463 | toast | 2,165 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #96 | toy wheel | 80 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #167 | wooden block | 19 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |