| #71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
| #443 | Cloaca-Cola | 80 |
| #599 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #477 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 132 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #473 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #450 | googly eye | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #201 | iron pasta spoon | 40 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #174 | length of string | 67 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1727 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7816 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #411 | support cummerbund | 16 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #462 | toast | 2,165 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #96 | toy wheel | 80 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #166 | wooden block | 19 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |