DungFarmer

RankItemQuantity
#11191-ball2
#14272-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#9047-ball3
#19758-ball2
#6269-ball1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1678Bonerdagon necklace3
#468Boss Bat bling7
#1513Boss Bat britches6
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#189Deactivated O. A. F.4
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#396Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#287Goodfella contract148
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#435asbestos crossbow1
#262asbestos staff2
#478asbestos sword1
#17bad penguin egg4
#1914badass belt28
#430balaclava1
#126bejeweled accordion strap2
#1005big red clown nose1
#964bloody clown pants1
#250bottle of Domesticated Turkey6
#281bottle of Lieutenant Freeman3
#1290bottle of goofballs19
#1108bottle of rum9
#1367bottle of tequila1
#871bottle of whiskey13
#545can of fake snow1
#592can of maces1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1439candied yams5
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#575coconut shell39
#663cranberries16
#532disbelief suspenders1
#675dry noodles35
#1764fire1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#642ga-ga radio1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#373glass of goat's milk24
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#441gr8ps7
#773grapefruit1
#722grapes2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#921grue egg29
#999handful of hand chalk6
#630hellion cube4
#1294herbal stuffing5
#220hot powder4
#376kiwi1
#264kumquat2
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#677little paper umbrella32
#377los chinos1
#523magical ice cubes49
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#74makeshift turban2
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#145moxie magnet1
#600mullet wig1
#440opera mask1
#942orange1
#812potted cactus1
#1054radium-flavored potato chips3
#659rag doll3
#557ram stick1
#260raspberry2
#456rib of the Bonerdagon4
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#558rubber axe1
#200sleaze powder4
#1348sock monkey1
#655spices14
#227spooky powder4
#682spork1
#230stench powder3
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1611tofurkey leg4
#431tomato71
#222tomato juice of powerful power9
#478tree skirt1
#599tropical paperweight1
#367twinkly nuggets9
#413twinkly powder3
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3

Wow, that's 783 items total!

what items are this player missing?