| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #390 | Mohawk wig | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #587 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 15 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2677 | grue egg | 7 |
| #538 | phonics down | 91 |
| #427 | ridiculously huge sword | 24 |
| #563 | scroll of drastic healing | 96 |
| #460 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 240 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #230 | super-spiky hair gel | 427 |
| #758 | tiny house | 120 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #343 | titanium assault umbrella | 27 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |