| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #388 | Mohawk wig | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #586 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 15 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #537 | phonics down | 91 |
| #425 | ridiculously huge sword | 24 |
| #565 | scroll of drastic healing | 96 |
| #461 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 240 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #230 | super-spiky hair gel | 427 |
| #758 | tiny house | 120 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #343 | titanium assault umbrella | 27 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |