| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #665 | can of Binarrrca | 13 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |