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#39	bow staff	2
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#43	bowler	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#213	can of fake snow	2
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#42	herbs	1,337
#178	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,337
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#333	spectral pickle	42
#29	stolen accordion	7,821
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#193	tree skirt	2
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1