| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #350 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard MPC | 13,101 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #52 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 128 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #36 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,032 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #68 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #33 | automa-bot parts | 1,105 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #638 | coconut shell | 28 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #232 | dry noodles | 615 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #212 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 260 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #42 | fried air | 172 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #500 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #149 | killing jar | 2 |
| #702 | little paper umbrella | 27 |
| #662 | magical ice cubes | 23 |
| #55 | meatball | 5 |
| #197 | old sweatpants | 366 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #232 | radium-flavored potato chips | 257 |
| #134 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #2605 | toast | 21 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #215 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 259 |