| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #351 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard MPC | 13,101 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #52 | FunFunds™ | 128 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #43 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 780 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #32 | automa-bot parts | 1,105 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #849 | coconut shell | 10 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #431 | dry noodles | 195 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #121 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #220 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 249 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #49 | fried air | 88 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #21 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #52 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #149 | killing jar | 2 |
| #900 | little paper umbrella | 10 |
| #820 | magical ice cubes | 10 |
| #195 | old sweatpants | 366 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #238 | radium-flavored potato chips | 246 |
| #131 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #220 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 248 |