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| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #690 | Ent cider | 6 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #221 | abominable snowcone | 86 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1060 | disassembled clover | 11 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #861 | thin black candle | 58 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1873 | toast | 125 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |