| #32 | "caramel" orange | 71 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 732 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| 🥉 | Murderer's Punch | 3,606 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #17 | Para-Pop | 6 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #430 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #59 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #3540 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #45 | cloning kit | 57 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #27 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #65 | donated booze | 365 |
| #8 | donated candy | 1,567 |
| #90 | donated food | 285 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #88 | eggwater | 5 |
| #25 | fleshy putty | 95 |
| #172 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #25 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #32 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #27 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #40 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #23 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #53 | innuendo | 2 |
| #23 | lab-grown meat | 91 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #93 | lynyrd skin | 2 |
| #363 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | mentholated wine | 26 |
| #30 | mountain lion skin | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #74 | peppermint-scented socks | 6 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #50 | poisonsettia | 44 |
| #28 | projectile chemistry set | 68 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #19 | rotting cowskin | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #13 | stained hard candy | 11 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3115 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #23 | universal biscuit | 137 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |