| #30 | "caramel" orange | 71 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 732 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| 🥉 | Murderer's Punch | 3,606 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #15 | Para-Pop | 6 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #399 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #57 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #45 | cloning kit | 57 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #26 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #64 | donated booze | 365 |
| #8 | donated candy | 1,567 |
| #88 | donated food | 285 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #25 | fleshy putty | 95 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #24 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #26 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #38 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #22 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #53 | innuendo | 2 |
| #23 | lab-grown meat | 91 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #93 | lynyrd skin | 2 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | mentholated wine | 26 |
| #29 | mountain lion skin | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #72 | peppermint-scented socks | 6 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #50 | poisonsettia | 44 |
| #28 | projectile chemistry set | 68 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #19 | rotting cowskin | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #12 | stained hard candy | 11 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #23 | universal biscuit | 137 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |