| #9 | 11-leaf clover | 1,692 |
| #58 | 8-ball | 1,068 |
| š„ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #935 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #427 | Chroner | 19 |
| #211 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 12 |
| #52 | Crimbo dinner | 16 |
| #140 | Crimbo food scraps | 18 |
| #27 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 118 |
| #22 | Crimbosmopolitan | 65 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #4 | New Age healing crystal | 60,655 |
| #86 | Newbiesportā¢ tent | 107 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| š„ | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 55 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 120 |
| #21 | Trainbot slag | 363 |
| #57 | Typical Tavern swill | 318 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #9 | brown paper bag mask | 1,623 |
| #11 | brown paper pants | 1,606 |
| #5 | carton of snake milk | 4,435 |
| #37 | cinnamon machine oil | 428 |
| #42 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 13 |
| #37 | crystal Crimbo platter | 12 |
| #208 | disassembled clover | 543 |
| #230 | donated candy | 39 |
| #335 | donated food | 17 |
| #111 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 43 |
| #230 | eggwater | 2 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #172 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #219 | gooified animal matter | 8 |
| #112 | gooified mineral matter | 20 |
| #22 | half of a gold tooth | 882 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #28 | handful of hand chalk | 4,175 |
| #7 | jaunty feather | 1,617 |
| #91 | loose teeth | 1,168 |
| #12 | lost elf luggage | 822 |
| #8 | low-budget shield | 510 |
| #6 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1,659 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #7 | mouse skull | 537 |
| #6 | oversized skullcap | 522 |
| #6 | pigeon egg | 3,215 |
| #133 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #70 | pork elf goodies sack | 104 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #7 | premium malt liquor | 6,684 |
| #8 | really thick spine | 872 |
| #9 | remaindered axe | 513 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #8 | sewer snake | 1,614 |
| #85 | skeleton bone | 1,117 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #25 | stink-penny | 849 |
| #31 | stuffed kraken | 6 |
| #148 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #9 | three-legged pants | 504 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #5 | unflavored wine cooler | 4,736 |