| #7 | 11-leaf clover | 1,692 |
| #57 | 8-ball | 1,068 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #439 | Chroner | 19 |
| #205 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 12 |
| #52 | Crimbo dinner | 16 |
| #138 | Crimbo food scraps | 18 |
| #27 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 118 |
| #22 | Crimbosmopolitan | 65 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #4 | New Age healing crystal | 60,655 |
| #83 | Newbiesport™ tent | 107 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 56 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 120 |
| #20 | Trainbot slag | 363 |
| #56 | Typical Tavern swill | 318 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #9 | brown paper bag mask | 1,623 |
| #11 | brown paper pants | 1,606 |
| #5 | carton of snake milk | 4,435 |
| #36 | cinnamon machine oil | 428 |
| #41 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 13 |
| #37 | crystal Crimbo platter | 12 |
| #208 | disassembled clover | 543 |
| #220 | donated candy | 39 |
| #327 | donated food | 17 |
| #109 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 43 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #209 | gooified animal matter | 8 |
| #109 | gooified mineral matter | 20 |
| #21 | half of a gold tooth | 882 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #28 | handful of hand chalk | 4,175 |
| #7 | jaunty feather | 1,617 |
| #91 | loose teeth | 1,168 |
| #11 | lost elf luggage | 822 |
| #8 | low-budget shield | 510 |
| #6 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1,659 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #7 | mouse skull | 537 |
| #6 | oversized skullcap | 522 |
| #6 | pigeon egg | 3,215 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #69 | pork elf goodies sack | 104 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #7 | premium malt liquor | 6,684 |
| #8 | really thick spine | 872 |
| #9 | remaindered axe | 513 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #8 | sewer snake | 1,614 |
| #85 | skeleton bone | 1,117 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #22 | stink-penny | 849 |
| #31 | stuffed kraken | 6 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #9 | three-legged pants | 504 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #5 | unflavored wine cooler | 4,736 |