| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |