| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |