hamphrus fiddler

RankItemQuantity
#25"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#210Crimbo train emergency brake2
#175Crimbojito1
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#188Crimbuccaneer flotsam3
#142Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#339Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#120Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso6
#1568Crown of the Goblin King13
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#348Elf Guard MPC2
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#70Elf Guard tinsel grenade16
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#44Spring Bros. ID badge1
#106Stephen's lab coat1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#273Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#79Thwaitgold slug statuette57
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#166Trainbot linkages1
#164Trainbot optics1
#44ancient calendar1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#4724badass belt6
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#5booze drive button1
#105breakfast miracle2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#6candy drive button1
#21chocolate ostrich egg1
#53coney haunch1
#50dark chocolate egg1
#88dilapidated wizard hat1
#408donated booze9
#294donated candy23
#363donated food13
#124enchantlers1
#58ert grey goo ring17
#8food drive button1
#95gingerbread pirate1
#95hard cocoa1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#96logging hatchet1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#575marionette collective1
#54moai toai1
#1890oyster basket1
#93peppermint pegleg1
#116peppermint tack1
#194pile of Trainbot parts7
#43prank Crimbo card6
#62precision snowball1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#116rum-soaked fruitcake1
#97salmagumdi1
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#38stuffed dinosaur1
#2682stuffed key1
#3113stuffed monocle1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#115sugarplum ration1
#112sundae ration1
#87time residue2
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#162tiny plastic Duke Starkiller6
#5tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#333tiny plastic Gary Claybender3
#186tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker5
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
🥈tiny plastic St. Patrick1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#54topiary skunk1
#131turtling rod1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#48wet tack1

Wow, that's 294 items total!

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