| #24 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #1843 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #303 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 42 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #86 | ert grey goo ring | 10 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #193 | pile of Trainbot parts | 7 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |