| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #236 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #304 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 5 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #298 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 15 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #734 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #140 | fancy seashell necklace | 200 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |