| #892 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #565 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 16 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #227 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #406 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 159 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #196 | black pepper | 12 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #989 | pasta spoon | 9 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #838 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1163 | saucepan | 10 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1934 | toast | 114 |