| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #20 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 300 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #17 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 820 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #724 | candy cane | 50 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #909 | chaos butterfly | 55 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #119 | eyepatch | 100 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #151 | grouchy restless spirit | 200 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #143 | metallic A | 415 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #304 | original G | 280 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #318 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #38 | recursive spline reticulator | 100 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #27 | sunken chest | 1,400 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |