| #58 | "caramel" orange | 41 |
| #87 | 11-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #31 | Afternoon Delight | 23 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #18 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #42 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #433 | Chroner | 20 |
| #14 | Cobra Bowl | 2 |
| #35 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1362 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #198 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 3 |
| #94 | Crimbosmopolitan | 6 |
| #178 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #130 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #34 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #103 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #39 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #18 | Flag by the Foot™ | 1 |
| #38 | Gnollish sangria | 2 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #74 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #30 | Marltini | 1 |
| #16 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #7 | Para-Pop | 20 |
| #31 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #38 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #34 | Simepore slime | 2 |
| #19 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #55 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #104 | Trainbot circuitry | 13 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #230 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #7 | Velougats™ | 10 |
| #32 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #997 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #785 | beertini | 1 |
| #119 | black Crimbo ball | 12 |
| #39 | booze bindle | 2 |
| #199 | bread man | 3 |
| #68 | bread pie | 15 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #67 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #72 | candied lime | 1 |
| #54 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #46 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #16 | chiffon lemon | 4 |
| #40 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 2 |
| #21 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #73 | clear Russian | 15 |
| #36 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #59 | cloning kit | 37 |
| #47 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #138 | corned beet | 1 |
| #121 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #113 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #123 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #116 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 4 |
| #501 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #83 | electric pants | 4 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #89 | flask of Amontillado | 2 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #123 | fleshy putty | 8 |
| #59 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #189 | freightcake | 5 |
| #113 | fried air | 1 |
| #72 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #160 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #115 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #86 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #209 | glass of herbal tequila | 3 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #289 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #187 | gooified mineral matter | 9 |
| #269 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #46 | government per-diem | 3 |
| #31 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #42 | green marshmallow | 4 |
| #34 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #74 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #39 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #84 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #36 | ice wine | 1 |
| #43 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #109 | lab-grown meat | 12 |
| #38 | literal grasshopper | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #53 | marshmallow bomb | 2 |
| #71 | meadeorite | 1 |
| #1135 | monomolecular yo-yo | 15 |
| #52 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #380 | mylar scout drone | 13 |
| #3217 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #277 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #131 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #220 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #191 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #23 | piscatini | 1 |
| #29 | plain candy cane | 9 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #95 | poisonsettia | 21 |
| #397 | possessed top | 14 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #79 | projectile chemistry set | 21 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #1304 | rag doll | 1 |
| #768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #33 | reverse Tantalus | 2 |
| #1102 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #138 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #44 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #58 | self-repairing earmuffs | 6 |
| #39 | shadow bread | 9 |
| #38 | shadow brick | 4 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #53 | shadow fluid | 2 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #47 | shadow nectar | 3 |
| #38 | shadow sausage | 7 |
| #36 | shadow sinew | 7 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #27 | shadow stick | 10 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #21 | stained hard candy | 6 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #2013 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #102 | third ear | 3 |
| #651 | toy train | 3 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #72 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #133 | unidentified drink | 5 |
| #145 | universal biscuit | 7 |
| #30 | vodka stinger | 1 |
| #29 | whalecake | 2 |
| #218 | whiskey in a broken glass | 3 |
| #170 | white Crimbo ball | 3 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #148 | yule hatchet | 1 |