| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #60 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 2 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #73 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #164 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 33 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 47 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #43 | angst burger | 185 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #76 | ert grey goo ring | 12 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #35 | pocket maze | 4 |
| #559 | pretty flower | 139 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #25 | silver face paint | 19 |
| #33 | squeaky toy rose | 5 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |