| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 2 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #159 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 33 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 47 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #42 | angst burger | 185 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #73 | ert grey goo ring | 12 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #33 | pocket maze | 4 |
| #555 | pretty flower | 139 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #24 | silver face paint | 19 |
| #32 | squeaky toy rose | 5 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |