| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #103 | Blatantly Canadian | 56 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #244 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 305 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1165 | Imp Ale | 35 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #185 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 437 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #356 | Yummy Tummy bean | 595 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #536 | astral mushroom | 13 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #92 | balaclava baklava | 58 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #141 | bartender-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #106 | black striped oyster egg | 33 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1334 | chaos butterfly | 10 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #1457 | dill | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1432 | ghost cucumber | 9 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #200 | hair spray | 71 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #362 | hellion cube | 15 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #153 | line | 610 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #141 | maple syrup | 54 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #204 | meat vortex | 251 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #385 | papaya | 47 |
| #519 | penguin skin | 85 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #212 | pr0n legs | 130 |
| #36 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #861 | spooky mushroom | 34 |
| #630 | star chart | 9 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |