| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #76 | Baja sopapilla | 8 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #223 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #221 | Hollandaise helmet | 22 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #726 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #350 | Newbiesport™ tent | 4 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #176 | Typical Tavern swill | 51 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #122 | beer-scented teddy bear | 6 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #533 | bloody clown pants | 7 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #132 | bowl of mernudo | 3 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #57 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 9 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #729 | bugbear beanie | 4 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #653 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #158 | clownskin belt | 2 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #125 | cold water bottle | 2 |
| #132 | comfy pillow | 4 |
| #627 | commemorative war stein | 5 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #270 | eldritch effluvium | 24 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #70 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 5 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #215 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 5 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #149 | fishelada | 3 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #535 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #130 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #938 | giant needle | 6 |
| #163 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 4 |
| #115 | glass of bourbon | 4 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #933 | helmet turtle | 21 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #223 | mariachi hat | 22 |
| #573 | marshmallow | 11 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #84 | ninja carabiner | 2 |
| #84 | ninja crampons | 2 |
| #90 | ninja rope | 2 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #137 | ojo de pez burrito | 3 |
| #83 | oversized skullcap | 3 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #382 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #169 | punk rock jacket | 4 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #967 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #60 | seal-blubber candle | 89 |
| #572 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #136 | sponge cake | 5 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #27 | tarnished metal rod | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |