| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #13 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 2 |
| #246 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #97 | Dyspepsi grenade | 125 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #13 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 7 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 4 |
| #136 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 62 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #35 | Mace of the Tortoise | 14 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1418 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #803 | Valentine | 20 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #16 | bartender-in-the-box | 31 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #554 | box | 13 |
| #778 | box of sunshine | 370 |
| #791 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #517 | bugbear bungguard | 9 |
| #259 | can of Red Minotaur | 17 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #65 | fuzzbump | 100 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #22 | gingerbread bugbear | 1,553 |
| #374 | green beer | 37 |
| #15 | grog | 490 |
| 🥈 | grogtini | 5 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #305 | herb brownies | 93 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #57 | lime | 480 |
| #518 | little paper umbrella | 81 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #9 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 2 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | skewered jumbo olive | 1 |
| 🥈 | small Crimbo Pressie | 2 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed dodecapede | 200,000 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #136 | ten-leaf clover | 268 |
| #67 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #894 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #2487 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |