| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,337 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #67 | baconstone pendant | 5 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #424 | bat guano | 20 |
| #4 | birthday candle | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1268 | box of sunshine | 160 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #14 | cryptic puzzle box | 3 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1532 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1167 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1690 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #641 | ice-cold six-pack | 8 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #719 | little paper umbrella | 24 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #948 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #318 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #401 | pretty flower | 315 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1362 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1988 | toast | 101 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #16 | wang | 1,337 |