| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #18 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,337 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #67 | baconstone pendant | 5 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #422 | bat guano | 20 |
| #4 | birthday candle | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1265 | box of sunshine | 160 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #14 | cryptic puzzle box | 3 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #638 | ice-cold six-pack | 8 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #713 | little paper umbrella | 24 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #944 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #317 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #398 | pretty flower | 315 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #703 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1986 | toast | 101 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #16 | wang | 1,337 |