| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #724 | beer lens | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #792 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |