| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #793 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |