| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #708 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #610 | penguin skin | 47 |
| #497 | scroll of pasta summoning | 23 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |