Betelgeuse

RankItemQuantity
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#313brine62
#290dill125
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#838flashing novelty button2
#316ghost cucumber137
#124green glowstick11
🥈green traffic cone1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#291munchies pill1
#172orange glowstick11
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#280poultrygeist2
#2037pretty flower1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#531rusty grave robbing shovel4
#747spooky eyeliner4
#580spooky lipstick5
#473spooky shrunken head13
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#323vinegar121
#38yellow traffic cone1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 543 items total!

what items are this player missing?