| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #144 | bubblin' crude | 133 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #141 | death blossom | 2 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #739 | disassembled clover | 38 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #1028 | filthy lucre | 25 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #133 | killing jar | 3 |
| #160 | loadstone | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1010 | roll of toilet paper | 45 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #311 | shiny stones | 5 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #56 | time residue | 7 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #85 | topiary nugglet | 29 |
| #108 | unnatural gas | 2 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |
| #309 | white rice | 3 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |