| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #340 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #251 | baggie of powdered sugar | 99 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #107 | brown crock marble | 5 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #92 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,783 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #112 | floorboard cruft | 9 |
| #334 | gas balloon | 14 |
| #517 | gob of wet hair | 15 |
| #131 | green peawee marble | 6 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #56 | hemp net | 12 |
| #904 | hobo nickel | 69 |
| #14 | magical mystery juice | 14,000 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #29 | pixel stopwatch | 3 |
| #576 | plot hole | 99 |
| #320 | pretty bouquet | 6 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #193 | sausage bomb | 8 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #72 | superamplified boom box | 18 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |