| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #325 | CSA fire-starting kit | 11 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #222 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,462 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #44 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 810 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #420 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #105 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #44 | automa-bot parts | 751 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | coconut shell | 262 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #465 | donated booze | 4 |
| #524 | donated candy | 1 |
| #904 | dry noodles | 6 |
| #262 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 196 |
| #1640 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #53 | fried air | 120 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4483 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #52 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #229 | little paper umbrella | 341 |
| #194 | magical ice cubes | 343 |
| #55 | meatball | 5 |
| #231 | old sweatpants | 317 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #48 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #271 | radium-flavored potato chips | 203 |
| #1032 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #247 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 200 |