| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #326 | CSA fire-starting kit | 11 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,462 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #53 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 606 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #41 | automa-bot parts | 751 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #241 | coconut shell | 247 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #452 | donated booze | 4 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #267 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 190 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #62 | fried air | 54 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #311 | little paper umbrella | 230 |
| #247 | magical ice cubes | 223 |
| #227 | old sweatpants | 317 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #277 | radium-flavored potato chips | 197 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #253 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 194 |